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Wednesday, 31 August 2011

The first taste of Laos – Luang Prabang (19 – 22 August)


My first thoughts after crossing the Mekong River on a tiny wooden boat was that Laos seems kind of backwards, but not in a bad way. The houses, wooden huts, elevated a meter or two from the ground stilts, majority of roofs made from straw, a few from tin, chickens running freely in the yard, some even have a cow or two keeping the chickens company and all the people I saw, smiling.
Although their way of life looks extremely basic and possibly poor to some, they look happier then people I see driving Lambos and Porches with all the money in the world. I have been to some pretty poor places that are depressing and heart-breaking, this is definitely not one of them. Poor, yes. Depressing, no.

Not only did the people seem beautiful but the scenery was simply amazing too! The mountains are like nowhere I have ever seen before. So green with so many mountains stretching right out to the horizon and valleys and gorges in between. So this was making the bus trip easy, until it got dark and there was nothing to see, and then in literally the middle of nowhere, our bus breaks down. Never fear though, they have a spare fan belt and its changed and we are back up on the road in half an hour. Smooth sailing for about 20 minutes and then, bus pulls over again, this time in the middle of no where (more so then the last break down) and the news is bad, our bus isn’t going anywhere.
Different people gave us different reports, but they all seemed to lead to the same conclusion, we had to wait hours to get a new bus, at 1130pm, in the middle of nowhere. Luckily the bus was full of English speaking people including a couple of crazy Spanish guys who entertained the bus during this dark time, and not to mention the sky was filled with more stars then I have ever seen before, it was pretty amazing!

An hour had gone, and we were hungry, and thirsty, and with nothing in sight, not even a street lamp. Myself and Jonny, an English guy who I met on the boat to the Laos border, decided to go for a walk as there was word of some food and drinks place nearby. A little further then the 200m we were told, but eventually we found a place with literally a fridge with a few drinks, including beer that went down a treat, but they had nothing at all to eat. A building across the road though showed some hope, so we went over and it looked like a garage with a few tables in it, but they had more then finished for the night, but one of the Laos lads on the bus managed to sweet talk the lady into making a huge plate of fried rice and vegies for the 20+ people that now filled their garage looking restaurant. We ate and drank and decided to venture back to the bus and wait there, and on route to the bus the new bus drove past, so we loaded up the bus, got on and was back on our way over three hours later. There was one small problem; there was not enough seats on the bus, so some people had to sit on the floor for the next 10 hours.

We arrived to Luang Prabang though and found a nice little guesthouse and settled in, and I decided to go see what the town was all about. First impression: chilled, slow paced, beautiful. The Mekong River is right there, green hills in the background and no sign of a high rise!

I met back up with Jonny and Emma, the couple I had met on the boat to the border and were also on the eventful bus ride to Luang Prabang, and went for a wander in the night markets as I had heard they were pretty cool, and that they were. Paintings, home wares, slippers, shirts, books and loads of other cool things that you would actually consider buying unlike many of the other markets I have seen. We stumbled across a small alley that looked inviting and we headed down. Instantly we saw and smelt a wild array of foods, and at the end, we hit the jackpot, the BBQ meats and salad section. Full chickens or fish on skewers, ribs, chicken breast and legs, slabs of pork and just about anything you can BBQ. I ended up with a plate of all different kinds of salad, a full BBQ fish stuff with lemon grass and a big BeerLaos for roughly £3 and it was all amazing.

We ran into an Irish guy, Kevin, we met on the bus as well and decided to join him for a drink at Utopia, a bar consisting of shesha pipes, chilled out couch and sitting areas, a beach feel and of course what every good bar needs, a full sized beach volleyball court. Few beers later and the 1130pm curfew kicked in and we were being ushered out with only one place left to go, bowling.

Bowling was epic! 100+ people there, everyone pretty toasted and still drinking, laughing and bowling barefoot which I am sure is really not safe. We joined a lane with a few Australians, English and Dutch and played a game with them, drank, partied and had a sweet time! We finished off the night sitting by the river, drinking some more and just chatting and chilling. Good night, but not the best next day.

Awoke at 2pm thanks to the shutters that made my room pitch black, and really spent the day not doing much. Organised my next days activities and tried to sort my next moves for my trip. And then at night, headed again to the food market as the food was worth another visit!

My last full day in Luang Prabang and I had signed myself up to an Elephant course where you learn how to ride an elephant, wash them, feed them and general care and information about them. Doing all this was cool enough, but then when we arrived the location was purely stunning and just added to what was going to be an amazing day.

Within 30 minutes of being there, we had learnt a few basic commands and how to get up on the elephants. And then once we had a basic understanding of that, we were up and onto the elephants all by ourselves. We rode them around, got used to them and then got on a boat and went to ride some other elephants through the jungle. This time we got on the chairs on the back of the elephants, but within 10 minutes I was down on the neck riding my elephant through thick mud, heavy trees and water deeper then I am tall. It was wicked!

Then lunch time and after lunch we crossed back over the river to my favourite part of the day, bath time. We got down to our swimwear and got on our elephants and they trudged into the water with the mahouts and us on their backs. Elephants love the water! Going right under, spraying water, splashing around, all while we were on their backs. We scrubbed them and washed them and it was a really cool thing to do, and they were liked dogs in a way, you find a spot they love (my elephant loved getting behind his ears washed) and they are powerless and hypnotised. I want a pet elephant!

Bath time done and was the last part of the day trip, down to a waterfall, 15 minutes boat ride away. We arrived and the waterfall was mental. Not tall like previous ones I had seen, but wide and raging! Laos has had a lot of rainfall and this had caused the waterfall to be flowing over where is normally dry, and flowing at a angry pace. The bars had water gushing past where you would normally stand to order, walkways over the river were under water and the cement tables and chairs were just about underwater. I think this made it more impressive in the end as it just seemed angry and a bit out of control!

I decided to cap off my day with of course, another trip to the night market for some dinner. Although I got there a little later then wanting to as the guy at the guesthouse insisted I have a beer or two with him before I go, there was still plenty of fish to go around and I had my way with a huge serving of salad and BBQ fish and washed it down with a tasty BeerLao and retired home, ready for our minivan to Vang Vieng the next day, which could be an interesting trip due to all the recent landslides…We’ll see how it goes.

Working on the broken down bus

Local ice cream seller

View from top of monument in middle of the city

BBQ fish

Scarves and wraps

Amazing shakes stand

Flattened pigs head

Night food market

Liquor with snakes inside

Elephant

Getting on for the first time

Feeding my elephant

One of my favourite picture of the elephants

Elephant

Water flowing over the walkway

On the way to bowling

The crew bowling

Tuk tuk driving

Bath time

View from the roadside

The start of South-East Asia – Chiang Mai (15 - 18 August)


I forgot to write this entry at the time so it will be briefer then my others.

After a 6-hour wait in Bangkok airport I finally made it to Chiang Mai and it was a relief to be in some fresh air after being imprisoned in the very average domestic Bangkok airport. It was latish so I took it easy and planned my next day, ate some dinner, chilled and got some well-needed rest after the madness of Hong Kong.

My first full day I wandered the streets and markets (like I seem to do a lot of my first day) to try get some new sunglasses and see what tasty street food I could get my hands on. Still plenty of time left in the day and I headed to Tiger Kingdom where I heard you were able to get in a play with tigers. For less then £20, I was driven there and back (30 minutes there and same back) put in a pen with 8 little baby tigers (approximately 3-6 months old) for around 20 minutes and had two people in there taking photos for me. It was awesome! They were so soft and cute and had massive paws and just so damn cool! I only played with one or two at a time, as they got pretty crazy when they were in bigger groups. Some of them were sleeping through and others were bouncing around, wrestling and having a good time. I got to cuddle them, rough and tumble with some, lie on some and just sit back and chill with some. It was a really cool thing to do! Night time I went to night markets and got some food and went home early as had a full day planned the following day.

A ride on elephant, a trek to a waterfall and swimming hole and then white water rafting down a river, that was my action packed second day. Elephant riding to be honest, I didn’t like too much as the elephants didn’t look happy and the mahouts didn’t look like they treated them with much love, they were just workers rather then sweet animals. The trek was only a couple of hours but through some pretty heavy bush and jungle area and crossing rivers on sketchy logs and climbing up muddy hills was pretty cool, and then washing off all the sweat and dirt in a freshwater swimming hole with a waterfall pounding down right behind you was pretty special. But the highlight of the day was definitely the white water rafting. Although the rapids were not crazy, there was still some pretty hairy parts that proved to be highly entertaining, and not to mention the scenery down the river was pretty spectacular.

That night I went and watched a Muay Thai fight with one of the guys and girls I met on the adventure day. In all honesty, it wasn’t the best fight night I have been to. Too many westerners with no idea or respect for the culture or the sport, who were just there to tick the box of seeing a Muay Thai fight in Thailand. The fights were ok, nothing too amazing but still entertaining, and the first fight was two kids who would of lucky to of been 6, which was pretty funny as the gloves were the size of their heads, and one fight that was for pure entertainment which had 6 or 7 guys in the ring, blindfolded and trying to hammer each other. This was hilarious, and the referee even copped a few blows from the blindfolded battlers.

And that was about it for Chiang Mai, I got up the next day and boarded my bus bound for Laos.

Me and my new friend

Staring contest

Little tiger

Temple

Lights at the night market

Soap carving

Elephant treking

Elephant

Blindfold boxing


Creepy hands at White Temple

Our boats from Thailand to Laos

White Temple

Friday, 26 August 2011

Screw sightseeing…lets get drunk! Hong Kong (August 10–15)


The overnight bus from Yangshou to Shenzen was great, I slept nearly the whole way so I arrived semi fresh and ready to get into Hong Kong. I followed the sea of people and made my way to the border crossings, first passing through China and then into Hong Kong, which was relatively quick and painless. Next mission was navigating my way to Wan Chai on Hong Kong Island, which again, was pretty easy. Several train changes but the Hong Kong MTR is extremely user friendly, and I was in Wan Chai ready to see Wooders!

I met up with Wooders and went and had some breakfast (Hong Kong noodles) and we chilled and caught up on the last few years, and then he had to go back to work for a few hours, so I jumped in the van with him and he dropped me at a shopping centre so I could shop and explore until he got back home later. So my day was spent cruising around Hong Kong, doing some shopping at malls and markets and wandered around the crazy streets.

Then came night time and the carnage of my first night in Hong Kong. Few beers at the apartment to prepare, and then a short walk from Josh’s place to an area kind of like Kings Cross, a red light style district with clubs and pubs everywhere. I met a few of Josh’s friends and we drank and partied with them all night, visited a few places, some nice, some pretty dingy but still as equally enjoyable, but one things for sure, we put away some booze!
On the 4am walk home, it got back to 16 year old youth antics, riding trolleys, lying on piles of boxes and having them all give way and end up face down on the street, adopting a street sign and taking it home and who knows what else. So, successful first night in Hong Kong, with an amazing hangover the next day!

Another noodle breakfast (wasn’t sure how I felt about noodles for breakfast before Hong Kong, but now I love them!) and Josh took me on a ferry over the harbour and showed my around the areas of Hong Kong for the afternoon and found some more markets. We chilled here and ended up getting some dinner at a little street side restaurant where the seating is all on the street. The food was epic, prawns, vegetables, oyster pancake (amazing!) and loads of tasty treats!

Friday was a bit of a day of doing a few bits and pieces while Josh was working, had to post some bits and pieces and get organised. So that was my exciting morning. Then after lunch Jeremy came and got me and took me to a few markets, for a feed of Hong Kong street meat that was amazing, and then we saw the new Harry Potter movie. The cinema itself was really cool as well, less then 50 seats and each chair was like a giant couch! Then headed back to the apartment to get ready for a feed with some friends of Josh’s at Mr Wong’s, a little restaurant where you sit in a little alley at the side of the restaurant/kitchen on fold up tables and plastic chairs, and where you pay £5 for all you can eat and drink. The food isn’t mind blowing amazing, but its still pretty good and I had no trouble stuffing myself and drinking some beers. Also learnt a very valuable life lesson, how to open a beer using a chopstick.

Saturday and possibly the most fun day I have had of my trip so far. It started early, leaving the apartment and on a bus by 830am, lucky we were semi controlled on the all you can drink the previous night. Arrived at our destination, a dock on the other side of Hong Kong waiting for our boat. 930am and it was already 30+.

The boat arrives and around 25-30 people (70% Chinese/Hong Kong 30% western) get on board and we set sail for somewhere quiet and clean and about an hour later (and technically in Chinese waters) we stopped, drop anchor and get ready for a day of swimming, throwing ourselves off the top of the boat, wakeboarding and of course, some drinking. All of this is included when you pay for the ‘junk boat’, all the booze you can drink, all the food you can eat and all boating activities.

It was a good day! The day literally consisted of the above things for about 10 hours! The food was good, the beer was cold and the wakeboarding was epic fun. Josh doing a backflip off the top of the boat in a weird blow up tube was a hilarious site to see, me attempting some sort of spin, flip manoeuvre on the wakeboard that didn’t quite go to plan was apparently an interesting thing to see as well. All in all it was such a fun day and the people one the boat (95% we didn’t know) were great fun to hang out with. This was the last kind of thing I was expecting to do in Hong Kong, jump on a boat, cruise out to a little bay that had no one around or a building in site, rolling green mountains and to spend the day drinking in the sun on the boat.

That wasn’t the end of the day though, we arrived back to the apartment around 9pm had showers, another beer and then got ready to head to Lan Kwai Fong an area full of pubs, clubs and people! We met up Craig and Ramona, who I met in Jiuzhaigou, and headed to one of the bars where straight up was a round of potent jelly shots and a beer chaser. The night followed much of the same pattern, drinking, talking, bit of dancing and also meeting more random people, Hong Kong locals and people abroad. The night didn’t get too out of hand, we were still merry but the hangover the next day was not too paralysing.

Just as quickly as it had started, my time in Hong Kong was already near an end, and I was on my last day. What better way to start the day then to fill our slightly seedy stomachs with some Yum Cha! We ordered a lot, including chicken feet which Josh said I had to try, but lucky for me they never turned up, which was probably a good thing as we struggling to finish the mountain of food we had!

Stomachs full, the next part of the hangover cure, a trip to the beach. Yep, Hong Kong has proper beaches, I didn’t expect this but it was a welcome surprise. We arrived at the beach, got ourselves an umbrella and got set up amongst the hundreds of other beach goers. The beach was pretty nice, rather clean considering how close it was to the city centre, nice hills and mountains around and most of all refreshing water and warm sand. There was BBQ set ups with BBQ’d meats and corn readily available, ice creams, drinks and surf boards (although there was no surf) all just as easy to get your hands on. Hours went by and we swam, slept, ate and just chilled in the sun. It was a great, relaxing finish to the alcohol fuelled 5 days! Hong Kong is a wicked city! Really, really liked it! Has a little something for everyone!

A big thanks to Josh as well, the kid knows how to show you a good time! Looked after me, showed me around and was a wicked host! Thanks mate and see you back in Sydney at Christmas time.

Things learnt in Hong Kong
• None of the buildings have floors containing the number 4 (eg 4,14, 24 etc) as the word for 4 means death
• How to open a beer with a chopstick



Fully

Getting gnarly

Wooders wipeout

Wooders floater

Cutty on the wake

Sunset

Sunset on the way home

Sunset one side, and this crazy full moon the other

One of Hong Kong's beaches

One of Hong Kong's beaches

Before it got out of hand

The rampage home

Random umbrella and sign adoption

Dinner at Mr Wong's

Getting lesson on opening beer with chop stick

Me, Jacki, Jez and Josh

Jelly shots in Lan Kwai Fong

Wooders and Wen fighting

Me, Jezza and Wooders

Delicious bubble tea

Yum Cha goodness!

Some of the crew from the junk boat